Can we just be done with the school year already?! One party is enough to say so long. Love you, mean it.
In a frenzy this morning, I went to Target to buy a plain white t-shirt for a 4th grade tye-dye party. Yes, the fine folks at Target let me in even though I'm a cart crasher. Things that I don't really need seem to jump in my cart there, like a cute pair of running shorts that required a look-see in the fitting room. When I came out to retrieve my cart, an old lady was wheeling it away. She was mad as a hornet that I thought her cart was mine. She probably also has a lot of end of the school year festivities and white shirts to buy for tye-dying and gifts to purchase for teachers and camp forms to get ready and 1st grade readers workshop celebrations to attend. The confused blue hair even claimed ownership to the lonely Father's Day cards I used to "mark" the cart so that no one would take it. Upon closer inspection, granny realized the cards were for "grandpa," and that she had no intention of giving gramps anything. Note to Target: Please add a new sticker in the kid seat area of cart: "Do not leave Father's Day cards unattended."
If you feel as busy as a beaver right now, here's a little something that will help you have more time in your day. It's a wand at the grocery store that magically keeps you from having to load food in the cart, unload the food on the belt, bag the groceries, and then reload bags in you your buggy. It's so genius, It made me do a frozen food aisle dance break. How's that biaches?!
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