It's so hot my bra won't stay hooked.
It's so hot that I'm washing my face with Seabreeze.
It's so hot Body Pump felt like Body DUMP.
The
only real workout I had this week was teaching the Home Depot
day-workers Zumba at 7am. It was for a taping of a new webisode series,
Whoopie Queen Pop-Up Comedy that is coming sooooooon. Who knows where
I'll pop up. I might go to the DMV to do makeovers before people get
their driver's license, or even take my monkey to Ikea. Anderson
Cooper said he is obsessed with this story. See link *1 footnote.
In
most of the Pop-up Comedy shots, I am "pitting out." Oh that's HAWT!
My puppy is so hot he won't even play catch. As the dog days of summer
approach and in honor of National Hot Dog Day 7/23, I wish for you the
joy of sitting on an A/C vent looking at doggie things that made me
smile this week. Free coupon at the bottom of this post from 7-eleven for a free hot dog. Whoop whoop!
A hot dog slicer I saw in the DRUG STORE. Who needs THAT?! And why is it in CVS?!
The Bandit in a cape.
Snaugages
with faces on them. Pigs-in-a-blanket with Pillsbury Dough made by yours truly.
The
mom dancing in this ad is hi-larious. She also serves birthday cake
wearing an animal carcass. I include it because there is a dog
Stretchkin you can buy. Link below. (*2)
God dag! For some fabulous reason, I have a Swedish following with this blog. Thank you Swedes!
Picture at left was taken in Stockholm by
The dog that looks like it has ice
cream on it is actually two scoops of mashed potatoes. On the
bottom left, it is shrimp salad on a hot dog.
If you have a 7-Eleven Store nearby, you can pick up a sweet freebie on
National Hotdog Day, on Tuesday July 23rd. You will need to download the
FREE 7-Eleven Mobile App on your Apple Phone or Device
here in order to receive the
coupon for a free 1/8 lb HotDog on July 23rd from 7-Eleven
(*1) IKEA MONKEY
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/anderson-cooper-gives-crucial-update-on-ikea-monkey_n_3378478.html
(*2) STRETCHKINS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aKjdMiavXI
