HIT THE REFRESH BUTTON DURING THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER

We are well into August and hitting the Dog Days of Summer.  Often people are sluggish and inactive during this time of year.  If you find yourself needing a little boost, here are a few ways to hit the refresh button. 

Star gaze to feel connected to the Universe.  The term Dog Days of Summer comes from the Roman belief that the star Sirius was responsible for hot weather.  During July and August, it is the brightest star in the night sky and is located in the constellation Canis Major (Big Dog). 

Summer time means sunscreen which means clogged pores.  What is the best way to exfoliate?  Make a lemon mask.  According to Dr. Oz, lemons add a little zest to your life.  Make a lemon mixture for a face mask and kiss those blackheads goodbye.  1/2 cup milk, 1 tsp lemon juice, 1 tsp brandy.  Leave on for 5-10 minutes.  It will tingle.  It's a home made chemical peel.  

In August, we are all putting on our bathing suits and thinking about how we look.  15 million Americans had some kind of cosmetic procedure done in 2013, according to the 2013 Plastic Surgery Statistics Report!  Best way to hit the refresh button on your image is to whiten your teeth.  It is: Inexpensive.  Non-invasive.  Makes you look younger.   When did you ever see a baby with yellow teeth?!

Kids are home during the summer which creates some challenges for parents.  PEP, the Parenting Encouragement Program in Kensington, MD, offers classes and has a great tips.  To set the refresh button on your parenting style, spend “special time” with your child.  15 minutes, every day for toddlers and young children.  It alleviates the nagging, whining, attention-grabbing behavior because the kids know they will have your undivided attention.  For older kids, make a date every week. http://pepparent.org/

The weather in August brews up the time when tempers flare.  People are hot under the collar.  Want to hit the reset button on problem solving?   According to James Brown, the one thing that can solve most problems is dance.  Move the negative energy out of your body and free your mind to think.  GET ON UP with your hot pants.  

FUN THINGS TO DO BEFORE SUMMER ENDS

Fun Things to Do Before Summer Ends 

Go Zorbing - http://zorb.com/world/
Go swimming at night.
Tie-dye something.
Carve your initials in a tree.
Run through sprinklers in your backyard.
Make a chalk mural in your driveway.
Wear pajamas for the whole day, even when you go out.
Have a lemonade stand party.  Adults get a lemon ricky.
Do something you are afraid of.
Cannonball or dive off the diving board.
Have a water gun fight with your friends. 
Get a henna tattoo.
Play hide and seek in a store.
Aimlessly drive around blasting your favorite summer song on repeat.
Have a yard sale and rock the tunes while people shop.
Tie a note to a helium balloon and let it go.
Make a time capsule, bury it and dig it up in 5 years.
Talk with a foreign accent for a day.
Write a letter to a friend.
Get a mani in a crazy color.
Try a new and exotic food.
Kayak.
Make popsickles.
Go to the county fair or nearby Six Flags.
Have a watermelon seed spitting contest.
Wake up early to watch the sunrise...on the beach.
Go to the ice cream shop and try 10 flavors.
Make blueberry pie.
Take a hike.

Hugs, 
Cyndy

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5 WAYS TO KICK YOUR INNER CRITIC'S BOOTY

Thoughts are what make us. Stoic philosopher Marcus Aurelius said, “The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.”  Buddha quote:  We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think.  I tell my kids: "Your mind believes what it says."  

The way to feel fun and joyful is by learning how to harness, or as I say, get down with the thoughts in our head.  If you have thoughts of second-guessing, put downs, criticizing, over thinking, you probably have had a sleepless night or two. 

Some thoughts are benign. There is always a ticker tape running.  It is sorta like a roommate in your head.  “Wow, it’s chilly this morning.  I need a jacket.  Crazy temp for July.  Will traffic be bad?  Need to change my hair appointment.  Hope David is having fun at camp."

Or thoughts can be damaging. “Shoot, I can’t remember her name.  What is her name?  Darn, here she comes.  What is it?  Sally, Sue?  She just told me yesterday.  What is the matter with me?!  Damn it!  I am so dumb.”

Here are the 5 ways to give that negative voice the whoop POW.

1.  Counter the thought with the positivity ratio.  

2.  Use humor by giving your inner critic a persona. 

3.  Get rational with three questions. 

4.  Love and Samskara. 

5.  The Judger/Learner Paths.

Years ago I had an accident and broke both my legs.  I spent a few weeks as a sad sack.  My apartment was in a 5^th floor walk-up building.  Now I was on track to be a wheelchair for 5 months.  I  was displaced from my home, my pet, my stuff.  I was on disability leave.  My boyfriend dumped me.  My family was 800 miles away.  Negative thoughts were rolling around my head, “You’re broken, you have no one in your life, you are going to wither away, you have no one in your life.  You have really messed it up now.  No one will want you.”  After a month of being in a haze, I thought, “WAIT THIS IS NOT WHO I AM. Make the best of the situation.  Enjoy the break from work.  Have friends visit you and take you out.”  I ordered delicious meals. I had the Physical Therapist wheel me to the park for our sessions.  I got a great tan minus the scars and cast because I sunned on the sidewalk in my bikini and wheelchair.  I become the unofficial mayor of West 81^st St. and chatted up men, women, and children on their way to and fro.  My friends took me out and carried me through many an awkward door frame to get into a restaurant or bar.  I had more dates than at any other time of my life.  I ended up falling in love with the man I’ve been with for 17 years.

I made a choice to think about my situation differently.  I changed the voice inside my head.  Sometimes those voices tell you to be mad at someone without all the facts.  Sometimes the thoughts make you feel fearful about money.  Would you spend time with a friend who talked to you like that?  What credentials does that voice have?  So here are 5 techniques to whoop it up with your mind chatter.

 

1.   Counter the thought.  Try the positivity ratio, discovered by Barbara Frederickson.  It's 3:1.  Every time you have a negative thought, replace it with 3 positive ones.  Negative:  My arms are fat.  Positive:  My arms have skin that is smooth.  My arms bend and are strong enough to carry groceries. My arms allow me to hold my child.  Wear a rubber band on your wrist and pop it when you're negative.  Snap out of it.

2.   Laugh @ the negative voice – "You’re weak.  You can’t do it.  You are not good enough.  You don’t have a Masters degree.  You aren’t smart enough."  My negative voice is an old hag named Gertrude who never follows her dreams.  She is a sad, scared old woman full of fear.  She drinks and smokes and, wants company in her misery.  When she starts harping on me, I tell her to shut up.  I recognize her and tell her to go away. 

3.   Get rational:  Ask three questions, by Emiliya Zhivotovskaya, who is the founder of the Flourishing Center and the program where I got my positive psychology certification.  http://www.emiliya.com/

1.  Not true because…

2.  Another way of looking at this is….

3.  Most likely outcome is…

For example, I was beating myself up for not having success on a project. The voice, "You're not able to do it.  You can't run your own company properly.  You don't have what it takes."  

That's not true because I have a lot of success in my life.

Another way of looking at this is that I just need to learn some techniques and strategies. 

The most likely outcome is that it will be a learning process and I will be able to do it with some practice.

4.   Open Your Heart

This tip is from The Untethered Soul by Michael Singer talks about Samskara, which is a Sanskrit word meaning “impression.”  Samskara is a blockage, a scar from an old wound, an impression from the past.  It is unfinished business and can end up running your life. 

Open your heart and live in love when these thoughts occur.   Allow the experiences of life to come in and pass through your being.  See page 57 for an example.

http://www.amazon.com/Untethered-Soul-Journey-Beyond-Yourself/dp/1572245379/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1406730206&sr=1-1&keywords=untethered+soul+michael+singer&dpPl=1

5.   The Learner & Judger Paths

Why am I such a failure?  Why did they do that?  Who’s fault is it? These thoughts put you in the Judger’s Pit.

         OR

What happened?  What do I want?  What am I responsible for?  What can I do now?  What are my choices?  What can I learn?  Now you're on the Learner Path. 

Change Your Questions, Change Your Life by Marlee Adams, PhD. http://www.amazon.com/Change-Your-Questions-Life-Paperback/dp/1576756009

There ya have it, 5 ways to give that negative voice the whoop POW!  If you need help one on one with getting to underlying beliefs, how to do work on changing up your mind chatter in the moment, and following your dreams, I AM HERE TO COACH YOU.  Email me at cyndy@whoopiequeen.com or call the whoopie hotline, 917)714-0694.

Hugs to you!

Summer Lovin' - Ways to Turn Up The Heat in Your Love Life

Summer is in full swing and if you looking for ways to turn up the heat in your love life, you’re in the right place.  Whoopie Queen Cyndy Bragg just celebrated her 13th wedding anniversary and she’s here to give tips on how to keep things steamy, even if you're wilting in the heat.   

1.     LIGHT THE FIRES

Start with the drink of the summer - the Moscow Mule.  I add jalapeno to the recipe,  which has aphrodisiac qualities to sizzle things up. 

Moscow Mules for Four:

300 ml Vodka
100 ml Lime Juice (Key West Lime Juice or 3 limes)

750 ml Ginger Beer

2 slices of jalapeno

Research shows that the key to keep FIRES BURNING in a relationship is to be PLAYFUL and ADVENTUROUS.  I call this keeping your own desires lit within.  There is more insight at the current issue of Psychology Today.  Most of the article suggests that shared responsibilities of house and home keeps the relationship simmering.   Men who vacuum, get more action.  It's what long time married gals call Porn for Women.

 

DATE IDEAS FOR A SUMMER GLOW:

•  Visit the DC monuments at night.

•  Go dancing under the lights at Glen Echo's big band bashes every Saturday.

•  Redbook Magazine recommends listening to erotica on a road trip.  Kiss Your Ear.

2.     GET FRESH

Would you want to date yourself?   I have a friend who says, “The best way to be adored is to be adorable.”  Freshen up things with your partner – flirt, write notes on the mirror, text a sexy something-something, send flowers IN AN ICE CUBE.  Edible flowers are available at Whole Foods. 

 FRESH DATE IDEAS: 

·      Go to a museum and count the nudes, i.e. Baltimore Museum of Art, Or book a Find The Nudes Scavenger Hunt in several cities - http://www.watsonadventures.com/public/event/the-naked-at-the-art-museum-scavenger-hunt-4/ 

·      Marathon House of Cards or Scandal and meet at POV, the bar at The W Hotel overlooking the White House.

·  Take iced coffee and bagels for breakfast at the National Zoo.  It opens at 6am, which is when the animals are frisky.  Woo hoo!

3.  SMOLDER IT UP AT HOME
People are so busy these days with work & family that time for connecting gets lost.  The last thing ya want to do if you're exhausted at the end of the day is to get-it-on.  Why wait until the end of the day?

           DATE IDEAS: 

·      Book a “Bedroom Date," i.e., have a nooner.

·      Create Lover’s Lane in your driveway – makeout in your car.

·      Put a blanket down in your backyard, surrounded with Glow Jars, and watch the fireflies attract their mates.  

GLOW JARS HOW-TO:  Glow Jars are like having a beautiful, giant firefly bootie. 

1. Break a glow stick & shake it.  (Don't use glitter, it clumps up the goo.)

2. Cut off top & pour goo into Mason jar and screw on lid. 

3. Shake it but don't break it, took ya mama nine months to make it. Whoop POW!

Makin' Whoopie in Marriage

Check out the conversation I had via text with a friend recently.  She couldn't meet with me because she had a sex date.  With Her Hubby.   She may be my current hero.  We are all so busy and wear it like a badge of honor --work, kids, appointments, life.  Kudos to this whoopierific woman who blew me off to get it on with her man, a few hours after she had a mammogram.  She deserves a trophy!

The man I married also deserves a trophy - HOT HUBBY OF THE YEAR.  We just celebrated our 13 year anniversary and I still feel like I won the jackpot.  Years ago, after Dan came down South to Spring City, Tennessee to meet my dad's side of the family, I wasn't sure he would stick around.  Spring City is next to Soddy Daisy, around the corner from Stump Hollow.  That's near the Smokey Mountains in the boonies.  Dan's family is from the other side of the tracks, the fancy side.  He joined me for the Cecil Family Fish Fry and as we were on the plane, I cautioned, "I hope everyone has all their teeth in."  That should have been the least of my fears.

I got a good case of the hillbilly willies that day.  Everyone was enjoying the fish fry with extended Cecil family members.  My grandpa has 17 brothers and sisters and there is always kinfolk coming up to hug ya who you don't quite recognize when hundreds of relatives are around.  However, there is one unforgettable auntie!  She invokes a declaration to each and every person she greets with her drawn out, "Ba-less your heart" while doing a mighty fine bootie pat.   Aunt Sara christened Dan.  Pat pat.

The hootenanny continued with talk of bass fishing, square dancing, and mayonnaise salad recipes when a minivan pulled up to the curb.  A woman with giant, bleach-blond hair got out of the passenger side and swished to the sliding door in her bright orange Tennessee Vols sweat suit.  She pulled on the handle and reached in to the car seat.  Out on her hip popped a monkey.  In a diaper.

Blondie put her pet in a cage right in the middle of the yard.  The monkey was a well-behaved little Reese cup (Rhesus). There were lots of children who wanted to make mischief with that primate but Blondie didn't want anyone to bother it.   She swished past the front porch glider and yelled, "Now, don't you kids mess with my baby."  (Why in the Sam hell would you bring a monkey in a diaper to a party with kids buzzing on sweet tea?) 

Within minutes, the lock was picked and the little ape was bouncing off trees.  Blondie was pulled away from her ambrosia salad and she was choking so hard on her words that I thought Blondie was going to need the hind lick maneuver.  Baby marshmallows and pineapple bits were flying everywhere as she swished around that yard chasing that monkey.  Granny brought out rot-your-teeth eclair pudding pie for everyone and we watched the action. My second cousin relayed how life-like Reese could look with the proper taxidermic procedures.  Dan the man tried to catch the monkey but instead captured a blurry diaper shot.  That's when I knew he was my man.  

We just celebrated our 13 year anniversary and there are a few things I wish someone had told me about marriage when I was single.

1.  Marry someone who makes you laugh. PERIOD.

2.  Sex has to be great at the beginning.  And it has to be great through the years too to stay connected.

3.  Nagging to a man means saying what needs to get done.  Write it down on a list and you both can check off things that need to be done.  The list keeps things neutral.

4.  Romance involves notes, texting, little things like making coffee, picking up a shirt as a surprise, a slap on the bootie, a laugh, a kitchen dance, holding hands, putting the marriage before kids and rest of the family.

5.  Try to make your partner feel special every day.  The good news is you'll get groped.  When your man stops groping you, there might be trouble in tuba city.  Just sayin...

6.  If you want to keep him hot for you, stay hot for yourself.  Do things that make you feel great, keep you happy, keep you turned on to life.  It's my responsibility to make my own happiness, not his.

7.  Let the monkey out of the cage.  Laugh at it.  Take pictures of it.  Make it into a funny story.